I admit it. I cheated on Nutella.
I didn’t mean to do it, and I had no idea I would do it, but now that I’ve done it… I don’t regret it. Not for a single second.
It all started when I went to Trader Joe’s to buy more of this. Well, as what happens (frequently) with me when I go to
heaven Trader Joe’s, I discovered a new food item. And the new little gem I came across was this:
Chocolate. Almonds. Together.
Need I say more?
So yes, I bought it. Yes, I tasted it. And sweet Jehoshaphat, it was GOOOOD. So I’m sorry, Nutella, but you’ve got some competition. Chocolate and hazelnut? Money. But chocolate and almond? Money squared.*
* As with this, please consider buying from a store other than mine, because then there will be none left for me. Thank you, and thus ends my public service announcement.